A baby boomer is a man who hires someone to cut his grass so he can play golf for the exercise.
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
A Bad Peace is better than a Bad war.
A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and wants it back when it is raining.
A brave man risks his life, but not his conscience.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
A child is not vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper to which every passer by leaves its mark.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
A Church is house with many gates, but no tow men enter for the same reason or directions.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A great many people think that they are thinking, when they are are merely arranging their prejudices.
A gentle stream can spilt a mountain if given enough time.
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
A happy marriage is the union of two great forgivers.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
A man has his will, but a woman has her way.
A real Christian is a person who can give their pet parrot to the town gossip.
A reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone who means so much to you only to find out that beloved one doesn’t feel as you do, and you find yourself needing to choose between staying and feeling hurt, or letting go.
A smile is something we all own, but very few share it with others.
A tragedy is not a thing that is broken. the tragedy is that they are are not mended again.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
Always put yourself in other’s shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, no doubt it probably hurts the other person, too.
And your point is….?
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Anyone who says ‘Easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried it.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they who have the least wit are the greatest babblers.
At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and heard it all… I just can’t remember it all.